A Creation Myth

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:"You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family For this, I will give you a life span of sixty Years."

The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that i s why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

I am so smart, S-M-R-T.

;D
I am so stupid, S-T-P-D!

Yes, I'm having the over-effects of my self-esteem-dropping day at the Kiwanis Music Festival. -_-''

First:
I fall down the stairs of the bus, hit my head on the stairs while at the same time hitting myself in the head with my Bass Clarinet case.

Second: I find out my reed cracks and I ruin the whole thing for us, and we probably would have gotten first place otherwise.

Third: I have to go up and represent us and endure the "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" of the other bandies.

Fourth: I watch my friend try to commit suicide for the 43rd and 44th time.

Fifth: Our bus ditched us so we have to wait there for an hour and a half or so.

Six: I'm on the bus, and as I thought, people blame me.

Seven: I die.

Eight: I'm reborn, then die again.

As you can see, I didn't really have the best of days.

Dum dum dum dumm!

Yes, I hath officially stopped my friendship with Zoe, because she's being a dependent, scapegoating, advantage-taking, art-stealing slutty bitch.

I think I have good reasons for stopping our friendship.

And I think she thinks I'll get guilty.

Pah! I'm not Jocelyn; If I have a reason to hate you, I hate you!

Then she starts on "I almost slit my wrists last night, and you don't care! That's not friendship." So I just said "Then we shouldn't be friends" and blocked her.

So yeah, if you hear any nasty rumors about me going around sometime soon, know two things;

1) They're not true.

2) And it's Zoe who started it.

Really, though, Zoe is the person I typically hate. She uses people to her advantage, and is a lazy self-serving bitch most of the time, and I have no idea why I was her friend in the first place! Seriously, though, it's getting annoying. She always needs my help for EVERYTHING, and she gets mad at me if I refuse.

Yeah, that's great friendship.

And she f**king STOLE MY ART FOR ROSEDALE! Sure, it was only 2 drawings, but she could never draw them herself, no matter how much she says she could if she wanted to, but she was just too lazy to.

On that point, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO AN ART SCHOOL IF YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO DRAW SOMETHING TO GET INTO THE SCHOOL IN QUESTION!? I mean, come on! The only reason she wanted to go to Rosedale was because I've been working on it for two years, and then she gets mad at me for not telling her!

Yeah, I have a right to not tell you every single detail of my life!

This is what I like about auditions, they weed out the lazy, the inadequate, and the leechers. Plus, if you really only came to school to bully people, you wouldn't go through the whole audition process, it'd be a waste of time for them!

The thing is, I think Zoe got mad because she knows I'm telling the truth, and if she doesn't, she'd just as conceited as I thought she was, I mean, the first time she showed interest in an art school in front of her mom, her mom straight out told her that she didn't have the drive to do it, and personally, I think her mom was right!

My dad's first impression of Zoe was that I was much smarter than her and I shouldn't let her drag down my studies. Now, I'm not going to sink to her level and say I'm smarter than her, but if she really is smarter than me like she claims, then she'd better smarten up and start CARING about her education!

My mom's first impression was sort of "I hate her and she's ugly.", but I guess that's because my mom caught Zoe swearing, and my mom's sort of the super-religious Christian type.

I can't believe Zoe thinks I have no chance with Current Boy Crush, whom I've known for three years, but she has a chance even though she's seen him three times in her life, and sees him, what? Every two months?

Oh Zoe, time for a reality check.

(And don't even try to turn everyone against me, you're too late.)

Sayonara!
~Kira

Swimming, Swimming, in a College Pool!

Woot! Our church is going to Wycliffe College to go swimming! ;D It's gonna be funnn! Even if my thighs are fatt. Dx But anyways, I can't wait until tomorrow! I hope my mom doesn't insist on going or anything. That would suck, she'd probably notice me flirting with Scott and then I'd be, like, banned from church. For life. Or something.

Over and over, over and over, you make me fall for you..

Yeah, anyways, my mom will probably end up being too tired to insist on going, so I'm good. Phew.
Anyways, it's almost Valentine's Day, my second favourite holiday! (Next to Christmas, of course.) Sure, it's usually ends up pretty much like a normal day, but I dunno, it's a nice, cheerful holiday, I guess.
And I'm a hopeless romantic, as well. xDD

Over and over, over and over, I fall for you.

If anyone has a copy of If only to fly - omna magni, send it to me (at kikyo826@hotmail.com. Comment me first though, because if I don't know you, I'd have to check my junk mail.)

Anyways, I have nothing better to say so..
Sayonara!~<3

R.I.P Stefanie Rengel

In Memoriam..

I can't believe she's really dead.
I just can't believe it. She's dead. Fatally wounded.
'

Police have identified the 14-year-old Toronto girl fatally stabbed on New Year's Day as Stefanie Rengel, who classmates described as a happy and friendly student.

Police released the name and a photo of the victim late Thursday afternoon after obtaining the consent of her parents, as required by the Youth Criminal Justice Act.

Rengel is the daughter of a police officer at Scarborough's 42 Division and the stepdaughter of a sergeant with the Emergency Task Force, reports the Toronto Star.

Earlier Thursday, the lawyer representing one of the accused teenagers said that police claimed his 15-year-old client allegedly wished the victim dead.

Marshall Sack said the synopsis he received from the Crown makes no reference to his client's involvement in the actual crime.

"My client is alleged to have indicated at some point in time that she wanted the deceased not to be alive," Sack told reporters outside court.

"Beyond that I see nothing and that's not first-degree murder. All of us in our daily lives express feelings but very few of us know something is going to happen."

Sack said his client was not present when the deadly attack happened near Rengel's East York Home on Tuesday night.

On Wednesday, police charged a 15-year-old girl and a 17-year-old boy with first-degree murder. They cannot be identified under the Youth Criminal Justice Act.

The accused appeared briefly in court on Wednesday again on Thursday. They have been remanded in custody until Jan. 16, when they will appear in court via video.

After Thursday's hearing, Sack wouldn't comment on the relationship between the victim and the suspects. He added his client is an "A-student" who comes from a good family.

He further said his client's parents are "devastated" and have sent their condolences to the victim's family.

Both the Crown and the boy's lawyer declined comment on Thursday.

Meanwhile, one of Rengel's classmates told CTV Toronto that he heard the accused boy say he would stab the victim. The suspect allegedly shouted the remark during a cellphone conversation in the hallway of their school."

I can't believe it.

Who would want to kill such a young, happy, friendly girl. The only reason we were friends was choir, but I still knew her well.

I can't believe it.

I just can't believe it.
I'm still in shock.
I puked when I found out.
I can't believe it.
I cried when I read the article, and if you know me, you know how hard it is for me to cry. I can't believe it. I really can't. I'm in denial I guess. I don't know. I really don't know..
I guess it's hard for me to accept, because she was closer to me than some of my family..well most of my family. I mean, I don't really have many friends, and she's the type of person you can't help but be friends with. I just don't want to believe it, but yet..
I don't know what happened.
I don't want the people who did it to die per se, but yet they're's something inside of me saying 'They deserve to die!' but I don't know what to do. It just took me by surprise, I mean, who'd of thought..
No one would predict it.
Rest in peace, Stefanie Rengel.
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20080102/teens_court_080103/20080103?hub=TopStories

Water, water everywhere..

..and not a drop to drink.
Apparently, right after I left the computer two days ago, the computer desk was covered in water, but when I left the desk, it was perfectly dry. And guess what? My parents are accusing me of doing it! And I'm really NOT doing it! I don't know who's trying to frame me, but it's certainly working. I hate this, once I find out who framed me for all this, I'm going to skin them alive with a spork. A blunt spork. Then I'll pluck their hairs right off of their head one by one. Then, I'll give them Chinese Water Torture. That's right, one drop of water sent trickling down their face every hour, and they aren't allowed to consume anything else. Most people go crazy after a few days of it. I know it's cruel, but I'm sick of this!
Anyways, another thing that's driving me crazy is the fact that boy crush still hasn't replied to my email! I mean come on! How long does it take to reply to an email. Or is he in a coma from shock? I hope not. Coma's aren't a particularly good thing. Not a good thing at all.
Eugh, I'm such a hopeless romantic, really, every Christmastime I must send the guy I like an email stating that I like him. Really, Kira. Really. I mean, come on! I'm so cheesy, as if he'd fall for me just because of an email. Eugh...I don't even know WHY I like him. I'm so damn confused all the time, and it's so STUPID! I hate this. I used to think if I just withdrew from talking to anyone, I'd stop liking people. But NO I just HAVE to go be all social and get a bunch of friends, join the local church youth group, and what do you know? I'm crushing on one of 'em! Really, next time I decide to be anti-social, it'd better stay that way. But it might not be a problem if I go to Wexford, I mean, I only know ONE person in that school, and that's my karate instructor. -_-'' I am SOOO hopeless. I mean, come on! I should at least make sure one good friend is going to the school of choice, but I guess art is more important for me than friends. (She speaks the truth) I know, friendship is important, but I'd really like to go to an art program, and if I have to go it alone, so be it.
Okay, let's get on with Boy Crush. Okay, for the purpose of this Blog, let's call him..James. (xP The first thing I though of, okay? xpp) Anyways, according to my dear friend Miya, James likes me. At the time, I don't like James, so I'm all "Pfft! As if anyone would like me." And then a few days later Miya's like "OMG JAMES DO YOU LIKE KIRA" And I'm like "WTF?" And he's like "Nice weather we're having.." And after about 15 minutes of avoiding the question he's like "Hell no!" And I'm like "I feel so unloved, but relieved. " And then Miya's just like "*pokes* You ask him! You ask him!" So, after another 15 minutes, I walked up to him and was like, "Okay, do you like me. And I'm not asking just because Miya asked me to. *shiftyeyes*" and he's like "*sigh* No." And I'm like "Yays! No offense to you, though." And then a few months later, I sit and think, and I'm like "OMG. I like James." And I'm like "Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit!" And I run around all panicky, and my parents think I'm crazy and I'm all like "AAAAAAHHH!" And then I go to church, where I flirt shamelessly. And of course, he's completely clueless. *sighs* What a clueless boy, what a clueless boy. *Names in this story have been changed to protect the odd and the clueless.
I'm so hopeless..
He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do..

Blood On The Walls

Ohiyou!(Hi)
Sacujou! (Eliminate)
This is really bad! My parents found blood on the ceiling of our bathrooms, and they think it's ME! I didn't do it, really, I mean, accusing me of throwing blood on the walls? Might as well stick me in an Insane Asylum while you're at it. Just because I was having my period is no reason to blame me! Really, blood on the walls..
If it wasn't me, who did it, you say? Well how should I know? All I know is it WASN'T ME and I won't take the blame for it. Some spider probably exploded or something, for all I know. Or maybe it was the imaginary fly on the wall. Or perhaps it was even my MOM trying to frame me! But I don't know, why trust Kira. She's always wrong, she probably did it. Hmph. Just throw me in an Insane Asylum next time, don't throw blood on the walls and blame me for it.
Anyways, other than that, WE HAVE CAKE. Yum. I also had some pretty weird dreams last night, including a dream about a prince riding on a unicorn to find the golden apple of dooom! It was really odd, cuz I was a fortune teller that kept saying "Don't seek the DOOOM! Don't seek it!" oO;; No more cake before bedtime, Kira, not good. Not good.
OO;;
I feel like singing.
And I don't know why.
Prusilla, what the heck did you slip into my tea last night?!
And just because I put some religious-ish comments on my post last night. Hmph.
Well, they're's not much else to say, so,
~Sayonara!(Bye)

Death Note

Hi everyone.
Tomorrow's New Years! That means parties, fun,staying up late and all that jazz. Oou! I just love it! But aside that, everything's pretty much normal as can be.
I finished Death Note, it's a series that can make you think even after it's over. I mean, think about it.
Before reading this keep in mind it’s just my opinion and I mean no offense to anyone especially devout believers in any religion. Also keep in mind "what is a god" because there is no real answer to that it’s a matter of perspective.
Some people say that the Death Note possesses people I disagree, I think that we as humans are just fundamentally flawed when it comes to such levels of power as the Death Note. Really it is a godly power, to punish with virtual impunity...sounds kind of like a deity if you ask me, but only half of one. A god must be able to create, but can one create using destruction? Can you create paradise simply by killing? If so then perhaps Kira was a god, if not then he was just misguided.
And before anyone completely dismisses my post (if you haven’t already done so) think of it this way, how many would you kill to make a perfect world? How many lives would you sacrifice to save millions of people, could you sacrifice 1000 to save 1,000,000? Could u sacrifice 2000 to save the same #? And if all crime and war was abolished it would be a many more people that were saved, an estimated 60 MILLION died because of WW2. Just think about it. Would u sell your soul for the perfect world?
And like in one episode, they say; "If Kira wins, he is justice, if he loses, he is evil" and it really puts on a new perspective and it's really interesting in that sense. I mean, really, if crimes have been eliminated by a single person, lots of people would be supportive, but if he/she was caught, then those in favor would suddenly say that he/she was evil and it was good that he/she was stopped before anything bad happened.
I mean, if you ask at school, "Is it okay to kill a murderer" or "Is it okay to kill a criminal" And everyone would find the obvious answer would be "Of course not, it's not okay to kill anyone, even if they did wrong" but in their hearts, many of them would really like to kill all the criminals in the world, and are secretly rooting for 'Kira' to stop crimes in general, and hope that someday, someone will successfully create a Utopia. So really, if this had happened in really life, everyone would be secretly supporting them, then as the person got more and more powerful, they would start supporting him more and more loudly, and they would step out and say "I think criminals should be punished, and Kira is doing the right thing." and the police would stop trying to oppose Kira and the world would eventually be a Utopia, but there will always be someone to oppose them, and usually, Kira would be caught. Really, if you think about it, it's a fascinating subject. Would you sell your soul to save the world?
I mean, using the Death Note really is like selling your soul. When you die, you can go to neither Heaven nor Hell, and you are condemned to nothingness, but would you do it if you got the chance?
I know that I would never be brave or clever enough to do it, and if I ever got hold of the Death Note, I wouldn't use it, and I'd resign ownership of it when the Shinigami first appears, I would never be able to create a Utopia using it, but there are people who really could be able to do these things, who could really create a Utopia, given the chance. People like that would continue to use the Death Note and would somehow use it to change the world, though probably eventually will be caught, it would change the world anyways.
And if you got it? Would you sell your soul to create a Utopia and change the world for the better? This world needs cleaning up. Would you do the cleaning?
Really, most people wouldn't. But they're's an odd person, somewhere out there, clever and bold enough to keep doing it, keep using the note, just the thing is, who will do it? Who would be clever enough to take steps to ensure a Utopia? Who is brave enough to do it, despite having no chance at Heaven or Hell, being condemned to nothingness? Who would do it? We all can't deny the world needs cleaning up, but no one can really do anything about it. The Note would've ensured someone would be able to do it.
Would you sell your soul to save the world?

HALLELUJAH! God ISN'T dead!

My throat feels perfectly fine now! It's true! *gulps down three gallons of Cplus* HA! MMMMM! ORANGEY! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! WOOOTTT! I feel great. I need to start using my paint kit. I wants it. But first we need to find a place for me to use it. -_-'' My house is messy. Anyways, My sister has pink eye, so she's just staying in her cave of a room all the time so I'm pretty much free to do whatever as long as it doesn't involve waking up my mom. I hope typing doesn't count. Apparently watching Death Note does, so I'm off of Death Note until my mom wakes up of natural causes. I want to watch Death Note..
I have too many alias's for my own good, I have Miyu, Kira, L, Light, (I know, Death Note Trend.), Alyssa, Rita, Mikoto, Mai, and I'm gonna start using Amane Misa too. Sorry Death Note, your names are too awesomeful. Since I don't really have much else to say,
Sayonara!